29-Year-Old Thief Died Trying to Rob A Condom Machine

The poor fella needed protection from the protection he so adamantly, and somehow recklessly tried to acquire.

ABC News reports the 29-year-old man and a couple his buddies planned to steal the condoms by blowing the rubbers vending machine to smithereens.

Amidst the explosion the three fools took shelter in a car nearby, but the victim failed to close his door, and took a fatal shot to the noggin from a flying piece of metal.

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This Picture of a Dog With Ham on Its Head Asking for Prayers Has Over 100,00 Facebook Shares

It’s unclear how many are in on the joke and how many are genuinely praying for this non-burned pup, but the comments sure are great.

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Are You Ready For a World Where Santa’s Sleigh is Pulled By Robo-Reindeer?

You better watch out,

You better not cry,

You better not shout in fear,

Boston Dynamics is showing you why,

Robot Reindeer are here!



Boston Dynamics, the makers of some of the most advanced robots on Earth, uploaded this seemingly-innocent Holiday video. Astute Futurama viewers are aware that we are now one-step closer to the evil that is Robot Santa.



Have fun staying inside and hiding from Robot Santa this Christmas Eve (just in case)!

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gingerbread layer cake

Gingerbread Layer Cake with Whipped Mascarpone Cream and Sugared Cranberries Adapted from Claudia Fleming (cake), Nancy Silverton (stabilized cream) and My Recipes (sugared cranberries) This recipe makes three thin cake layers. As most of us have 2 cake pans, at best, you could also make it into two thicker cake layers, giving it a little […]

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