Monthly Archives: September 2015

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News in Brief: Pope Francis Reverses Position On Capitalism After Seeing Wide Variety Of American Oreos

News in Brief: Pope Francis Reverses Position On Capitalism After Seeing Wide Variety Of American Oreos WASHINGTON—Admitting the startling discovery had compelled him to reexamine his long-held beliefs, His Holiness Pope Francis announced Tuesday that he had reversed his critical stance toward capitalism after seeing the immense variety of Oreos […]

News in Brief: Pope Francis Lays Hands On Ailing U.S. Infrastructure

News in Brief: Pope Francis Lays Hands On Ailing U.S. Infrastructure NEW YORK—Treating the frail, long-overlooked structures with an unparalleled display of compassion, Pope Francis reportedly inspired a crowd of onlookers Friday by laying his hands upon the ailing United States infrastructure. “My heart just melted when I watched the […]