A Right to Bear Arms

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

Contrary to popular belief, this has nothing to do with bears. Seriously, it’s the only amendment to the constitution that has a purpose. The others stand there just granting you various freedoms. The Supreme Court ruled a couple of times in the past few years on what this means. They reinforced the idea that the 2nd Amendment exists within the notion that the citizen participates in the power government to enforce law to the extent of protecting the state from unlawful use of force.

Owning weapons, that’s a good thing. It’s the way in which they are used that creates the problems. Let’s face it, guns are designed to kill. When they talk about stopping power, it’s not through a complicated restraint system, it’s by blowing a hole in another human allowing a watermelon to pass through. No one envisions a society where the guy with the biggest gun or the most guns is the law.

Proper weapon management then would seem to be the key. I believe that with the security of the state being a core responsibility of the government, that recruiting the citizen into this becomes critical. Two proposals come to mind. The first is to require any individual desiring to own a weapon be licensed, that license having no up front cost as costs are borne by a gun tax. The second are to make penalties associated with the misuse of weapons extreme and final.

Licensing must be accompanied by the applicant attending courses and with the outcome determined by proper testing. Physiological evaluation would be a component of the testing. Failure would result in the individual not being permitted to own or be found in possession if weapons, except in the accompaniment of a person having a master license. All citizens would be encouraged to join government militias.

Penalties for misuse would start with permanent tattoos and culminate with the removal of the individuals dominant hand.


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A bar of Soap in Every Mouth



It has been said that there is a problem facing America today.  The problem stated simply is foul language.  Aren’t you tired of listening to TEENAGERS spout out this filth in public?  Don’t you get tired of atheists trying to shock you with the F word whenever they want to shut you up?  George Carlin discussed the “Seven Dirty Words” that were banned on US Television, and as of this day, are still taboo by the FCC.  So why do we let people use these words?  In many municipalities and states in our union, foul and indecent language is banned.

Free speech has always been limited.  In 1918, Schenck went before the United States Supreme Court and lost.  Holmes said:

The question in every case is whether the words used are used in such circumstances and are of such a nature as to create a clear and present danger that they will bring about the substantive evils that Congress has a right to prevent.

But we know that Congress is stuck in a rut, can’t seem to find their way out of a paper bag.  We don’t need them, we need a dictator.

As dictator, decency would be required in all forms of communication.  The test is simple, you place your trust in me and I will use my office to publish plain and clear guidelines for Decency in Communication.  It doesn’t matter how you are or what medium you use to communicate, if it’s not right, it’s stopped.  If you can’t keep your mouth shut, we remove your tongue.

Just think, next time your neighbor berates you in your front yard, you can call the police and they will come pick him up and if he doesn’t stop inflicting that filth on your ears, he will have his tongue removed.  Simple, easy, efficient government, the way it was meant to be./p>


DAVID FOR DICTATOR! A Bar of Soap in Every Mouth! Efficiency! Effectiveness! Simplicity!

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New Blog Title

David for Dictator!


I’ve changed my Blog Title so I can have a little fun. I read my brother’s posts on Facebook all the time and they are chock full of silly politics that are just so SIMPLE to solve. Take Gun Rights, for instance. All that needs to be done is Elect David as Di

ctator and that question never need bother you again. I get all the guns, and if I catch you using one in a way I don’t like, I take your trigger finger. Keep it up, why I’ll even take your whole hand.


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